Powers[]
- Coprolabiosis - Ability to talk shit.
- Dacrypathic Transferral - Ability to make people cry.
- Auto-erotic Reversal - Kind of like a force choke that makes you cum.
- Felinatal Dactylkinesis - Ability to fire kittens from the fingertips.
Wiki Wiki Wiki Wiki (Shut Up!)[]
- Mockingbird Lane Wiki Overeager Founder
Loyal Order of Larrys in the ArtsLord High Larry (deposed)- American Horror Story Wiki Ostensibly Hetero Admin
- SAMCROpedia Nomad
- Misfits Wiki Powerless ASBO
- Game of Thrones Wiki Grumkin
- Dexterama Article Spatter Analyst
- Copper Wiki Expat
- Bone Wiki Stupid! Stupid! Editor Creature
- The Three Investigators Wiki Fourth Investigator
- Justified Wiki Face in the Crowder
- Once Upon a Time Wiki Too Snarky for Disney
The Walking Dead WikiThe (un)Blocking Dead Wiki- Gotham Wiki Vigilante Anti-Hero
- Mr. Robot Wiki Honey Potter
- Orphan Black Wiki Scar Clone
- Star Trek Wiki Mirror Universe Crusher
- The Goon Wiki Excommunicated Zombie Priest
- The Leftovers Wiki Not Guilty Remnant
- The Knick Wiki Article Aborter
Quotes[]
- There's no higher power than I except everything else.
- Heroes are people who died doing jobs nobody would do if we didn't revere those who died doing it.
- The meaning of life is that it has no meaning and that doesn't mean anything.
- Name your pet cats and they'll not heed your call. Name your pet peeves and they'll come unbidden.
- Any chance that your words will be misinterpreted that is above 0 percent is automatically revalued at 100 percent.
- Friends say that other people just don't get my humor. I suspect that this is friend-speak for "You're such an a-hole".
What I Tweets[]
@GaboureySlDIBE I know big girls need love 2 but Queenie a freak to mount a Minotaur without the help of Chuck Testa. #cryptozoophilia
Discovering that you've unwittingly subscribed to tweets from your favorite porn site...INCALCULABLE!
I'm still holding out hope that Jeff Daniels will find a reliable denture adhesive before the season ends. #TheNewsroom
God has smite more people for head use than head giving but the Phelp's family couldn't fit GOD HATES FREE THINKERS on their signs.
When at war, if you're caught having sex with an enemy soldier, receiving a dishonorable discharge takes on two meanings.
Joss Whedon creates a show starring Christian Slater, Will Arnett and Ted McGinley. The following week all TV shows are canceled FOREVER.