- "Me mouth's as dry as a badger's chuff."
- — Stan, thinking to himself
Stan was an elderly veteran at the Community Centre along the other old folk. He seems to be sleeping in his wheelchair until he is woken up by Nathan who claimed someone was going to steal his pension. Kelly decides to sit with him, but overhears his thoughts on how thirsty he is. As such, she offers him a cup of tea, much to his astonishment. Kelly later dances with him.